true or false?

Post by **Gerwin** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:58 am

so anyway while at the shop today a young lady comes in asking if I would take some young african cichlids off her hands, "they keep making babies, why do they do that?" she questioned

well of course this opend the door to many possible answers

but as the upstanding guy I am, I gave her the nice answer,

"well mam, you probably have the lights down low in your aquarium, and the soft music playing on your stereo, combined with the fact you have a girl and a boy fish, could possibly result in this phenomena"
the answer she gave was priceless

she explained "actually I keep my lights on all the time.......oh, you dog" then I had to wait for the smile or the slap.....

I'll let you wonder

Sandy · Post by **Sandy** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:25 pm

let me guess, I bet they were convicts..... hmmm I remember having that same problem at one time. Now i am onto bigger and better things.

Post by **Gerwin** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:56 am

you must play alot of soft music too.

and not convicts, they were african cichlids , red zebra

Sandy · Post by **Sandy** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:26 pm

Well, I guess the soft music might work. Seems my clowns like it.

Archie · Post by **Archie** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 12:32 pm

ger, you are such a nice guy,,,lucky you

Dan(FishMan) · Post by **Dan(FishMan)** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:01 pm

Convicts dont need the soft light and music...they are just dirty and get right to it, haha.

Post by **Gerwin** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:38 am

true dat

convicts make guppies look sterile